Reasons why Humans Piss Me Off (To Be Containued)
(Yes There is a list so read and take note you stupid hairless creatures. Especially a certain someone who I live with who is ignoring me right now)
- The Cooking Channel : It should be titled the Horror Channel. But still you insist on watching it while I'm in the room. TURN IT OFF! Or at least cook the chief, that would be far more entertaining to watch. "Today on master chief Annie is making a TV chief rump roast with carrots and mash potato" Stuff that down the judges throat. I don't have a problem with people eating meat its just other rabbits. Don't eat me, I'm cute...tasty...but cute.
- Your Always Sleeping: When I want my lunch I want my lunch. I don't want to have to wake you five or six time before you decide to feed me. Your supposed to be at my beckoned call, that is why I let you buy me.
xx Jinxy Bell xx
I Bet Bunny girl's planning on eating you sometime. That's why she'd been watching the Cooking channel.
ReplyDeleteTell me when Shes tasting you.
Agent Zero~
She would'nt eat me, I'd give her indigestion.
ReplyDeleteAlso...Bel is gonna make a fur coat out of you
x Jinx x
HE has enough money to just buy one.Instead of going through everything to make me one
ReplyDeleteAnd Plus, who else would keep the amount of socks down??
Agent Zero~
You know that your not supposed to eat those right?
ReplyDeletex Jinx x
Anything that tastes good is meant to be eaten.
ReplyDeleteAgent Zero~
Ok Sock Breath! Hopefully they are clean ones, because dirty ones taste kinda cheesey.
ReplyDeletex J x
I love cheese. <3~
ReplyDeleteYou...My Friend...Disgust Me
ReplyDeletex J X
Atleasy i'm not stuck in a cage all day and my owner is normal..ish
ReplyDeleteTrue my owner is a freak, but hey I like her she does what she is told...most of the time, when she isnt being stupid.
ReplyDeleteAnd I do get out actually. Just not when your around you great big stupid dog. Hey at least I dont go to the bathroom outside, that is just embarasing
x J x
Then again, my owner made their family disappear, bet you owner couldnt do that now. or make two of himself.
ReplyDeleteAnd i'm smart, im just still young, unlike you , old rabbit, to go with a old owner i guess.
Agent zero~
Sounds like someones owner has issues....
ReplyDeleteWhy on earth would I want two of BG? Dont you think that one is bad enough already?!?
Yeah...smart *cue cricket sounds*...
Hey I am only a year old! And BG is....
....maybe I should have read the front of that birthday card before I ate it...
x J x
Hey He doesnt have issues, he says we won!..
ReplyDeleteAnd hey theres not two now..he disappeared too.
and Fine we're the same ages and what your owners like 13435435 years old, looks it too. and mine is like...15 ^^
Agent Zero~
Sounds like he has issues
ReplyDeleteDisappeared?
She isnt that old, coz that number would have made that birthday card HUGE, and there would have been a lot more glitter stuck in my teeth.
x j x
less issues than yours
ReplyDeleteand disappeared as in. Red stuff everywhere and they poof they were gone.
and maybe it was small font and there was a restriction on glitter that day
Agent Zero~
Mine doesnt have that many issues
ReplyDeleteOh not the red stuff. I had an experiance with that stuff myself lately. Don't want to think about it.
Possibly! I didnt think that there would be such a thing as a gltter restriction. It Sparkles
x j x
mmmmmmSure.
ReplyDeleteRed stuff bad? It's pure magic. It made us win~
glitter restriction would be like the credit crunch but like with glitter?
agent zero~
The red stuff is horrible! It came out of my mouth! No Joke! My Mouth! My jiggley ball caused it, I am currently plotting my revenge against it.
ReplyDeleteCredit crunch? Sounds like a boring human thing.
x j x
oh srs? There was piles of it when they disappeared and Bel was covered in it! but he looked insanely happy tho. Give the jiggley ball certain death, stab it.
ReplyDeleteAnd it is, its when every one goes poor. expect us, as Bel's a prince ^^
Agent zero~
How could I stab it? It already has holes in it so what ever I stab it with will go right through. Considering dropping it out the window when BG isnt looking...that should work. Rufus gave me the idea and he is always right
ReplyDeleteah that explains the lack of rabbit food a while back. I was living off biscuts. Not that I am complaining. I just thought it was that "Christmas" thing all over again, but with no stupid plant growing in the room.
x j x
stabbing is pretty effective, bel does it alot and it seems to work. and rufus? and dropping it out the window might ont work, it might come back
ReplyDeleteYeah see, poor. and christmas is epic, you getting presents and last ear, we killed santa.
agent zero~
But it doesnt work against jinggley balls. And the ball wont come back because the fall would smash it into a million peices.
ReplyDeleteRufus is the white puppy that lives in my cage. He doesnt move much so I have to trail him around by the ears. He has the best ideas though
Presants are good but got no clue about Santa. Isnt he the fat guy who breaks into peoples houses once a year and eats their food? Biscut stealing bastard
x J x
but it's a ball , it would simply bounce back up again. true?
ReplyDeleteRufus is like the mink that lives with me! he lives in a tiny box...but hes ears and tail are one fire...
and i think thats why we killed him something aabout breaking entry and 5th vongola boss ectect.
agent zero~
nah its not bouncey at all.
ReplyDeleteRufus is better, less of a fire risk. How is that thing of your not dead?
You know when you use mafia would I dont know what you are talking about.
x J x
oh right then it will die.
ReplyDeletei dont know, it's like magic or something, its called the storm mink or visone tempesta..It's kinda cool
well either way we killed santa. and his plot to take over the world.
yep it would be seriously dead
ReplyDeleteyeah magic...that makes perfect sense
Good the fat git wanted my biccies
x J x
Your bunny is adorable! Think it would like my guinea pig? http://mymcmuffin.blogspot.com
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